Ten Ways To Get In Shape To Own A Horse

  1. Drop a heavy steel object on your foot.  Do not pick it up right away.  Instead shout “Get off, stupid. Get off!”
  2. Leap out of a moving vehicle and practice “relaxing into the fall.”  Roll lithely into a ball, and spring to your feet!
  3. Learn to grab your checkbook out of your purse and write out $100 without looking down.
  4. Jog long distances carrying a halter and lead in one hand and an arm stretched out with a carrot in the other.  Encourage your non horsey neighbors to join in.
  5. Affix a pair of reins to a moving freight train and practice pulling it to a halt.  Be sure to smile as if you’re really having fun.
  6. Hone your fibbing skills.  “See hon, moving hay bales is fun” and “I’m really glad your performance and multi-million dollar horse won you 1st place – I’m just thankful that my hard work and actual ability placed me 2nd.”
  7. Practice dialing your chiropractor’s number with both arms paralyzed to the shoulder and one foot anchored on the lead rope to a frisky horse.
  8. Borrow the old Army slogan “Be all you can be……(bitten, thrown, kicked, slammed, trampled….)
  9. Lie face down in the mud in your most expensive riding clothes and repeat….”This is a learning experience, this is a learning experience,…”
  10. Marry into Money!

Mendon Ponds Winterfest 2011

Lots of fresh snow should make the Mendon Ponds Winterfest a great place to be this weekend.

I will be at the Cobblestone house from 11-4pm doing carding and spinning demostrations.  Outside the Cobblestone house will be horse drawn sleighs! 

Other things to see there are dog sled races, a snowshoe race, skiing, and more!

For full event details check out Mendon Ponds Winterfest

Dog Sledding

2011 Horse Show Calendar for Rochester, NY

Hello everyone,

2010 is coming to a close and 2011 is right around the corner.  I’m working on updating our “Events and Shows” page with new dates and links.

If you have a show/event/trail ride/clinic/etc added to this page please comment on this post and copy/paste the following information into it.

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