- Drop a heavy steel object on your foot. Do not pick it up right away. Instead shout “Get off, stupid. Get off!”
- Leap out of a moving vehicle and practice “relaxing into the fall.” Roll lithely into a ball, and spring to your feet!
- Learn to grab your checkbook out of your purse and write out $100 without looking down.
- Jog long distances carrying a halter and lead in one hand and an arm stretched out with a carrot in the other. Encourage your non horsey neighbors to join in.
- Affix a pair of reins to a moving freight train and practice pulling it to a halt. Be sure to smile as if you’re really having fun.
- Hone your fibbing skills. “See hon, moving hay bales is fun” and “I’m really glad your performance and multi-million dollar horse won you 1st place – I’m just thankful that my hard work and actual ability placed me 2nd.”
- Practice dialing your chiropractor’s number with both arms paralyzed to the shoulder and one foot anchored on the lead rope to a frisky horse.
- Borrow the old Army slogan “Be all you can be……(bitten, thrown, kicked, slammed, trampled….)
- Lie face down in the mud in your most expensive riding clothes and repeat….”This is a learning experience, this is a learning experience,…”
- Marry into Money!
Mendon Ponds Winterfest 2011
Lots of fresh snow should make the Mendon Ponds Winterfest a great place to be this weekend.
I will be at the Cobblestone house from 11-4pm doing carding and spinning demostrations. Outside the Cobblestone house will be horse drawn sleighs!
Other things to see there are dog sled races, a snowshoe race, skiing, and more!
For full event details check out Mendon Ponds Winterfest
2011 Horse Show Calendar for Rochester, NY
Hello everyone,
2010 is coming to a close and 2011 is right around the corner. I’m working on updating our “Events and Shows” page with new dates and links.
If you have a show/event/trail ride/clinic/etc added to this page please comment on this post and copy/paste the following information into it.
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